If you could join the military would you? Where would you serve? If not why not?

The real-world military - no.

Starfleet - yes, as long as I didn't have to wear a red uniform and go on a landing party with Captain Kirk.

Did...

All over....

Loved it and going back.

I'd join the Navy. Both my parents were Navy officers, so might as well start a tradition =)

That's assuming I did however. I'm thinking of pursuing a more Godly career, like Campus Crusade for Christ.