It seems like we all have pet names for our local stores and restaurants.

There was a grocery store named Garden Fresh that we always called "Garbage Fresh". In fact we did it so much, that I once wrote Garbage Fresh on a check to buy groceries from there. They didn't think it was as funny as I did.

We shop at Zhock PenNAYZ (JC Penneys), Sallie's (Salvation Army), Goodie's (Goodwill) and Wally World (Walmart)

There is a local burger joint in town called Buy a Burger, that we refer to as "Bite Me Burger".

Then there's Burger Crap, Taco Hell, and Dumb-Nose Pizza.

There is a certain fast-food chain, of which we have quite a few, that I've heard called "Chez Renaldo's." :d

There are 2 restaurants that my friends and I have given them nicknames.
Old man - because the owner is an old man, a very friendly one.
Big tree - the restaurant has got a big tree grown next to it :p